breathing in the fumes

012. I had to write a short story in my English class during my senior year of high school that needed to include our vocabulary words for the unit. In it, I killed off Stephenie Meyer. I used all the words correctly but I got a D for ‘violent content.’ I killed her by having a very large thesaurus fall on her head.

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